Thursday, July 20, 2006

That Girl Emily?

Ok, so this is probably the weirdest thing I have EVER heard about or seen. I'll make a super long story short:

This lady Emily just found out that her husband (Steven) of 7 years (no children, live in suburb, he works in the city) has been cheating on her with her best friend Laura (like maid of honor, BFF) through a P.I. that her brother hired (he noticed that Steven had been acting weird and thought he was cheating; they work near each other). So you know what she did? Emily rented a billboard in Times Square and posted a message to her soon to be ex-husband. He works right near there and she totally wanted to embarass and humiliate him like he did to her. C-R-A-Z-Y! Oh wait, it gets better. So she has a blog too! Its like reading a great summer book.
<> Check it out!

She states that she is going to spend 14 days on him, humiliating him and then she will be done with him. The billboard was day 1. Day 2, she spent most of the day passing out flyers in NYC for her "lost do" (see below). Hysterical! At the end of today's blog, she states See you all tomorrow! Lions, tigers, and bears! Oh my!... Makes me a little nervous to see what she has in store tomorrow.

Ok, so I'm not going to lie. I'm pretty sure this has to be some kind of prank or advertising gimic, but I'm biting! Hook, line and sinker, they are reeling me in! Pretty comedic reading especially on slow day at work like I've had today.

As you can see, living in NYC is quite exciting! Oh yeah, I am 95% sure that I have an apartment! Just waiting for the last girl to say yes! Its in Hoboken, NJ, accross the Dirty Hud from NYC. I'm gonna be a "Jersey Girl." Slightly nervous about that. More info and pictures to come, I promise!


Anonymous Wei wei said...

Dear Ashley-
I'm just now reading your blog. The FABULOUS 3 posts!! I just wanted you to know that I miss you and that dogs are people to you know!! I'm going to come visit soon enough... i promise!!

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ashley...I miss you so much!! I can't wait to see you soon!! I have been so busy, too. I am quitting my job! Polo called and they want me back, so I said why not. Looks like I'll be here for at least six more months. I am actually looking for a house with Molly. Oh, and I have a huge crush on this hot Polish guy that works with me at Tommy. I am trying to talk him into staying here for a year, and he might just do it!! Little does he know of my devious plan to make him fall in love with me. Love you bunches..SB

1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

2:30 PM  

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